"It's not a matter of upper and lower class but of being up a while and down a while.”~ Irish Proverb
A Little bit Disney because my children are *most of the time* over-the-top polite, sweet, and obedient (Um, 'Data and Santino are working on all of these things... sort of...). If one did not know better, they would think that much of what our boys say and do was/is scripted. We walk outside and see deer, bunny rabbits, beautiful foliage, and discover things like this Robin's nest, built in the center pillar of our front porch. The boys are climbing trees and asking to take photos of the wild life and of each other...
Alas! One second later... or turn and face the other direction and... Beverly Hillbillies (asymmetrically weighted on the hillbilly side) because of scenes like Adam taking the twins to Khuns Market, with 'Data clad in these sunglasses...and her (not so clean) Walmart PJ's... making such a scene that Adam gets nasty looks from onlooking Khuns-ers. (if you're unfamiliar with Khuns, just know that Jerry Springer could book an entire year of guests for his show, from one visit there...read: it takes a lot to freak people out there, but we apparently have a gift). My two year old daughter enjoys playing with toy guns and her twin brother, with his bodily excretions. 
....We could feed a small village with the crumbs taken from underneath our couch cushions. There's Parrot feces on the window sills...
... Because along with the bunnies and robins, we now have a chicken coop and chickens...
I'm eagerly waiting for the refrigerator to break down so we can lovingly place it on the front porch...
